dark is the new black

[imperious]

ooc; okay, so I figured the easiest way for me to do this was to set up the post and then set up two different threads: one for canon-alignment shifted Peony, one for AUDark!Peony, so...yes. :|b

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[clinical]

Please, Your Majesty. I have a hypothesis about what has been troubling me. I need to verify it before we continue.

[imperiator.livejournal.com]

[reluctant] I don't know, a little less than a year.

[clinical]

Did I arrive before you? And I had been killed during a fight to the death that occurred prior to your arrival?

[imperiator.livejournal.com]

I -

[he has to pause for a moment to think this over. Although that is right, something about this feels wrong]

Something like that. I can't be expected to keep up with all the stupid things you do. If I did, I wouldn't have time for anything else.

[clinical]

Guy was given access a month or two ago. Saphir not long after. There was an experiment based on fairytales, and you were made the wizard of the Emerald City. Not so long afterwards, Guy was put under an individual experiment: his memories were altered and he was made to believe he was a God General. You gave me permission to decide whether or not to call in a psychic to restore his memories, and as Guy was too dangerous to be left alone, I did.

[imperiator.livejournal.com]

Why are you telling me this?

[clinical]

Because I need to know who you really are. I need to know if you're the Emperor I serve, manipulated by an experiment, or if you are the Emperor of another world's Jade.

You shouldn't have children, Your Majesty. You fell in love with my sister a long time ago, and you have refused to marry for years.

[imperiator.livejournal.com]

That doesn't even -

[he takes a deep breath and moves closer to Jade, looking concerned and disturbed. His voice is gentler, like he's trying to talk Jade down from the edge]

Why would I refuse to marry if I fell in love with her?

[he also wonders why he would even fall in love with Nephry, but something is going on with Jade and he doesn't want to risk Jade being insulted on behalf of his sister]

[clinical]

As strange as it sounds, I've been asking you that for years. You seem to find a loveless political marriage unappealing.

[imperiator.livejournal.com]

[he smiles a little. Jade's stupidity is cute, even when Peony is worried Jade has lost it]

I mean if I fell in love with her, why wouldn't I marry her?

[clinical]

[He shrugs.] She married Osborne while you were in Grand Chokmah. And for whatever reason, you keep rejecting my offers to remove that problem.

[imperiator.livejournal.com]

Probably because she couldn't have been that much in love with me if she up and married another guy. It would be stupid to do anything after that.

[he sits down on the edge of his desk, considering Jade closely, concern and pity and some affection flickering across his features]

You seem so convinced that if this is an experiment, I'm the victim. How can you be sure you're not my Jade, and you're the one whose memories have been altered?

[clinical]

[Because he doesn't want to believe in a world where Peony married for less than love.]

[He ignores the pity. He's a soldier. He is doing his job.]

At this point, I cannot. But as we have Guy and Dist on the Plane, I see no reason we can't confer with them to establish the truth. Whatever the result, experiments apparently run their course. We'll find out eventually.

[imperiator.livejournal.com]

So it's going to be like that? We can't even be friends anymore until this is all over.

[standing up, he walks over to Jade]

What happens if their world is this world? Will you be okay?

[because whether or not it eventually runs its course, Jade seems pretty distressed by the idea of this world.]

[clinical]

[Jade smiles a monster's smile, but it's a lie.] As horrifying as the thought of you reproducing is, I think I can stomach a world like this.

[imperiator.livejournal.com]

[he steps into Jade's personal space, a hand on his shoulder as he leans in to whisper in Jade's ear, the smile evident in his voice]

You shouldn't lie so easily to me. Whatever different realities we're from, I'll always know you, Jade.

[clinical]

[How strange. Jade was sure that when he figured out the issue, he would feel less unsettled.]

Is that so? As for myself, I don't feel like I know you at all.

[imperiator.livejournal.com]

[Peony pulls away from Jade]

What a rude thing to say. If this were any other situation I might be hurt.

[and then he smiles]

Have dinner with me tonight. It will be an easy way to figure out what's going on, right? There should be another Jade around here somewhere if you're right, and then we'll know. And hey, you'll get to meet the wife and kids, too.

[clinical]

[Jade adjusts his glasses.] I'd rather not.

[imperiator.livejournal.com]

Why not? Before you condemn my reality, don't you think you should actually get a look at it first?

[clinical]

How well do you think that will work, Your Majesty? I don't even know your children's names. I'm capable of lying. I'm not capable of living someone else's life.

[imperiator.livejournal.com]

That's easy. The boy is Franz and the girl is Gelda. [Peony smiles] Problem solved.

[clinical]

[Jade's eyes narrow and his jaw shuts tightly. He takes a moment before he speaks again.] As helpful as that is, it will not be enough. I won't have enough information to pretend to be him.

[imperiator.livejournal.com]

You know yourself. How well do you really think you know my family in this world? You have dinner with us and spend holidays with us, but you barely talk to the kids and my wife can't stand you. You'll be fine.

[an apologetic smile]

And I'm sorry, that was a bad joke. I guess your Peony doesn't make them very often.

[sigh] I had to name the boy Karl, my old man was still alive, and you know how those things go. The girl is Azure. And my wife is Cersei.

[a pleading look] All right?

[clinical]

[Jade doesn't know what to say for a moment. He is angry and injured, horrified and hurt, the easiest read he has ever been and he isn't trying to hide it.

Anyone who can hurt a monster like this should be terrified of what they are.]

Excuse me. Your Majesty.

[He disappears back to the Astral Plane.]